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Nov 23, 2022Liked by Kmele

I cannot stop laughing at Kmele’s seemingly endless parade of discoveries.

(Tbf, Weird Al was news to me as well.)

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He really needs to listen to Adam Sandler’s Hannakuh song, wherein he just names every famous Jew.

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Michael Rapaport?!? I didn't know either, Kmele.

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Katie Herzog is a cis muslim lesbian dog owner. Jesse is the fake Jew

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I can’t believe the boys were so misinformed!

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Right?! It just goes to show you it’s a he/him/his world

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"Lesbian dog owner" has two readings. Three if you really try.

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I’m get so excited every time you have Ethan on. I work in sports. I love when sports and politics intersect, which is all the goddamn time! I always hear people complaining about “bringing politics into sports” and I usually roll my eyes because I know that’s sports and politics, especially internationally, are forever intertwined.

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Does Matt Walsh ever get mistaken for Matt Welch? Has he ever gone on a long rant like "Why does everyone think I lived in Prague?"

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Wait, what? Matt lived in Prague?

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the only reason i could see matt walsh in prague would be to mourn the assassination of reinhard heydrich

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Nov 24, 2022Liked by Kmele

TFC is the thing for which I’m most thankful (seriously). Happy Thanksgiving, lads and Fifdom.

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Nov 24, 2022·edited Nov 24, 2022Liked by Kmele

BHI, mostly peaceful singing

Eli Lake’s latest podcast episode talks about the ADL. they get into the embarrassing spectacle that was the kyrie drama 🙄 As with everything Eli, worth a listen https://open.spotify.com/episode/14fvnCqgNXS9X1r4fRO5jz

Here’s a good article on the orthodox vote in the NYS Gov race. Not as monolithic as people assume https://forward.com/fast-forward/524472/new-york-orthodox-jews-kathy-hochul

Thanks for the long episode! Happy Thanksgiving to the Fifthdom!

—your stiff-necked fan

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As a Gentile (“Recovering Catholic” might be more accurate), I always appreciate the sources you share. Anti-semitism has always seemed pointless to me, but that doesn’t give me license to tune out from it. So thank you. 🙏 And I love Eli Lake--his pod is one of my favorites.

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Thank you! May my OCD and lack of self-control be a force for good in the world.

It’s always a good day when there’s a new Eli episode.

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I’m a big believer in there being an upside to every downside. You use your powers well. 😊

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Wow. “Recovering Catholic” is a term I will be taking home with me

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Nov 23, 2022Liked by Matt Welch

My only two Substack subscriptions

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Nov 23, 2022Liked by Matt Welch

Same!

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Nov 24, 2022Liked by Kmele

Happy Straussgiving

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Nov 24, 2022Liked by Kmele

In all seriousness this should be an annual thing, Strauss is probably one one the best writers I’ve ever read

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The man is clearly a genius even if he is a 'dumb sports writer'. He's won my money

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My two favorite sub stacks are together again. Life is good, and I am grateful.

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I’m 100% using “fracking the pie” IRL.

The NHL hired a diversity officer post-GF who could easily be a high priestess at your local Church of Intersectionality. I don’t care about trans hockey leagues of people who are choosing who to play with, and I don’t have an opinion really on the NHL sending out a tweet about it. But I’ve got to admit, I’ve watched less hockey in the aftermath of the follow-up tweet, just because I’m familiar with that language, and I know it’s simply tribal signaling, and that as Ethan said, you couldn’t find a dozen active players that would agree with the sentiment.

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I was half expecting Kmele to quote Homer from an episode of The Simpsons when asks, shocked, "Mel Brooks is Jewish!?"

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Columbine makes me furious because that was the beginning of the “wah wah bullied” defense of the sociopathic violent male. We should have never ever fallen for it.

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It went from that to "nobody would fuck me, so...."

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i can’t believe you didn’t know that katie is muslim

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I know! She talks about it aaaaaaall the time. Usually in the context of denigrating the Jews though... or at least her Jewish co-host.

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If I have one takeaway, it’s that the term BIPOC could, and maybe should, be re-appropriated to refer to Black and/or Indigenous People Of Chutzpah... at least until this challenging question is resolved.

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This is precisely what I needed today.

You guys are the best.

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kmele doesn't understand hockey. 'i'm not black' my ass

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