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My two main football coaches were both complete Neanderthals.

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Real football coaches are spawned in a cave somewhere in the deep south and emerge from the spawning chambers with aviators, a baseball cap, and a fat lip of skoal

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When we were in 7th/8th grade our team cheer was literally.

"What makes the grass grow? Blood blood blood. What are we going to do? Kill kill kill.".

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