Hope you're feeling better Matt! Palm trees in your view seem like a good sign. Last night during the football game I said to my husband "Hey, Biden never *pardoned* Fauci and Liz Cheney etc., unless he's planning to announce it early tomorrow morning?" It did not take a rocket scientist like Jason's wife to see that coming
I knew I hated Vivek Murthy when he was part of a panel of Indian American celebrities in that shitty movie about Apu from the Simpsons. These wealthy, successful people sat around whining about how kids were mean to them in school, unlike everyone else in America who apparently was never teased about anything.
Thanks for the shout-out Matt Welch. We still have not gained access to our property and continue to twiddle our thumbs in Monrovia
I did have one follow-up question:
WHERE WAS YOUR FIREHOSE 11 DAYS AGO?!
TOO SOON. Oh wait.
The preemptive pardon thing for Fauci and his own family sealed the deal for me with Biden. Fuck JRB in the face with the MEANEST penis in the galaxy.
Hope you're feeling better Matt! Palm trees in your view seem like a good sign. Last night during the football game I said to my husband "Hey, Biden never *pardoned* Fauci and Liz Cheney etc., unless he's planning to announce it early tomorrow morning?" It did not take a rocket scientist like Jason's wife to see that coming
You might be retching but your facial hair is on point, Matt.
Came to the comments specifically to point out Matt's beard looks amazing.
It was a truly magical evening for us
I knew I hated Vivek Murthy when he was part of a panel of Indian American celebrities in that shitty movie about Apu from the Simpsons. These wealthy, successful people sat around whining about how kids were mean to them in school, unlike everyone else in America who apparently was never teased about anything.
My favorite part of that movie was how the documentarian’s parents were like - “what’s your problem dude? Chill tf out.”
Hah. I don't remember that. I didn't finish the documentary so maybe I didn't get that far.
Yeah his parents iirc were like “we think Apu is funny and great what are you on about?”
Old rice is no joke. My wife got food poisoning like crazy from some week old brown rice a couple of years back. Feel better champ!
I need Kmele’s thoughts on Melania’s outfit today and I need them now.
I want that hat
Lisa, John, and Chayaleah 🥹🥹🥹
>> Donald J. Trump (pictured, right)
Very good!
I can’t believe Jill Biden is the one who is going down for the whole crime family
He really jerked both dicks to a song about gay sex.
At least this is a funny timeline!
Fifdom Above All 💗🙏
That Italian is about as native American as Chief Jay Strongbow was.
How dare you!
You mean Trump’s not the guy with the Indian headdress on ?
Chappelle is the MF GOAT..