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NYC Fifthdom! Monday night, 6pm, Fifth-adjacent Nick Gillespie is interviewing Kat Rosenfield for the Reason Speakeasy. $10 https://reason.org/events/katrosenfield/

*I have my tix and look like my photo if anyone winds up going and wants to have an awkward exchange

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Would you believe me if I said I also look like my photo?

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What a splendid opportunity to get Kat on the pod.

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Matt was robbed! Also, Moynihan, please stop looking so deep into my soul.

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You would think he would at least make runner-up.

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This erasure of Nick Gillespie as the predominate sex symbol within the libertarian community is a gross injustice.

#getgillespieonthelist

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Spotify playlist- cool stuff. Extra points for including When Jokers Attack (what a great guitar line).

In people who died in January music news- y’all should pour one out for the late great Screaming Trees bassist, Van Conner. No sarcasm from me here at all- they’re one of my favorite bands. Sad news.

Dig Van’s bass work in this tune-

https://youtu.be/LbpmkqwUBAU

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I enjoyed the pointed assurance that Robby Soave was of legal age in that photo.

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It was necessary. He looks 12.

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Yeah, my reaction was "Oh, look at the baby Soave pic!" This kind of remark has gotten me in trouble before, but apparently I've learned nothing.

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OMG look at the baby Remy!!!

...I have a problem.

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My first thought was, "dear lord, was he even legal?" and sure enough they knew everyone was going to wonder the same, lol

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“Hyperactive, almost nebbishy, maybe slightly an acquired taste” - this is plagiarism, as I’m positive it was lifted directly from a text my girlfriend wrote to her parents when they asked, “so tell me about that new guy you’re dating”

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Great playlist Matt! I was weirdly listening to a lot of the same stuff back then. (Listened to that Beck album incessantly) Got the Swan sisters on there too.

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You remember the Swans?? They used to play on acoustic night at Goldfinger's (like the rest of us), and were totally arresting ... then I forgot about them for nearly two decades, then I was like "Who were those really interesting chick sisters with the bizarre names?" This took longer than I thought, and led to at least two friends insisting that I was making it all up ... until I read a Steven Hyden piece about Zwan, and it triggered the memory, and anyway I'm glad one person appreciated it!

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Yeah I was saying to myself “Matt Welch knows the Swans!?” I mean that is a deeeep cut from the LA scene 20 plus years ago. Happy to see you put them on there.

I also have personal (albeit tangential) connections to them. I know people that know them lets say.

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No Matt Welch? List is poop.

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Moynihan’s nebbishness is super hot.

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It’s hotter than a nun in a cucumber patch. Amirite?

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"Hyperactive, almost nebbishy, maybe slightly an acquired taste."

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I always assumed that (apart from you three guys) all libertarians looked like this: https://www.lp.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Supreme.jpg

Now I'm a bit disappointed and a bit horny.

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I think that hot tub Stossel shot has put my penis into hibernation for at least a week—Yikes!

I don't know what they need with 25 anyway, it starts with Kmele Foster, and it ends with Kmele Foster, simple system.

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Moynihan - ACQUIRED TASTE? need comments please.

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No homo here, but I was surprised Mark Pellegrino, who played "Lucifer" in the TV series "Supernatural" didn't make the list.

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No homo here, but Gary Oldman could do pretty much whatever he wants to me.

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I say the list needs more Latinos. Remember the Mexican-American libertarian whose podcast Matt went on a few months ago? I’d go full Kmele for that guy.

A lot of homo here.

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Gustavo Arellano?

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No, this guy: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D3XAgJNUU04

I like Gustavo too, but from a man-objectifying standpoint, he’s not my type.

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Yeah, Chris Parnell too. For way less than $900.

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That list is great, mostly because it says it's in no particular order, then literally orders them.

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re: 29 hottest libertarian men.

Huh... maybe I *don't* want to date a libertarian. Congratulations to Moynihan and Kmele!!!!! Matt, you're an honorary in my heart <3

Also, how did Nick Gillespie not make the list?

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I would like to say as a confidently heterosexual man:

Sorry, #26 is actually a lot hunkier than #25

#27 should actually be in the top 10 and I blame racism for it.

The list seems to be a bit hit or miss after #2 with Libertarian men looking like either an Aryan dream Ken-doll or the Geico caveman.

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