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Members Only #242 - The Emo Episode

Mailbucket #11: Swatting John Carney, Surviving a Subway Assault

Firehose #125: Washington Theatrics

#483 - The Christmas Cromnibus and a Slow Boat to Mauritius

Members Only #241 - Tinder Trotskyists, Siouxsie and the Nazis, When We Were Kings

Firehose #124: Alive and Kicking

#482 - Centrism Kills (w/ Josh Barro)

Second Sundays w/ The Fifth (12/8/24)

Firehose #123: Afuera!

Members Only #240 - One Hitter: Taylor Supports the Death Penalty

#481 - From the Mexico of Heaven

Members Only #239 - I Never Promised You a Rose Garden

Firehose #122: I Beg Your Pardon

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Members Only #237 - Roofies, Commies, and Sissies

Firehose #121: You Can Have Your White Meat
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#480 - The Media Mess / Gaetz Pulls Out (w/ Ben Smith)

Members Only #236 - Here Comes the Nanny State!

Firehose #120: The After Party

Members Only #235 - To Overthrow the World: A Conversation on Communism with Sean McMeekin

What Journalism Do You Trust? A Solicitation.

#479 - The Case Against Tariffs (w/ Scott Lincicome)

Members Only #234 - Come On and Zoom! (Wagnerian Opera Edition)

Second Sunday 4 p.m. ET

Firehose #119: The Vibes, They Are a-Shiftin’

Members Only #233 - A Grave New World

#478 - The Dream of a Six-Foot-Four, Tobacco-Chewing White Savior

Twitter Livestream at 9 pm ET @kmele

Mailbucket #10: Voting Copium

Members Only #232 - Last Episode Before the Camps :(

Firehose #118: Insufficiently Alarmed

Firehose #117: Last Maher Before the Apocalypse

#477 - The Bubble. The Brother. The Boycott.

Members Only #231 - Eve of Destruction

Intervention, Isolation, and Immigration

Firehose #116: Partying Like it’s 1999

Mailbucket #9: Make America Cleveland Again!

#476 - "Tucker's a real douchebag" (w/ Rep. Dan Crenshaw)

Members Only #230 - Horseface Wham-O

Firehose #115: Autumnal Calamities

#475 - How to Survive a Baier Attack

2024 has changed the politics of race, gender, and age

Members Only #229 - Second Sunday Rebroadcast: Jewlumbus Edition

Earlybird Second Sunday!

Firehose #114: Amoral Clarity

#474 - Frankly, She Loves the American People

Members Only #228 - Some Like It Hot

Firehose #113: Unhappy Anniversary

#473 - Something For Everyone to Hate

Members Only #227 - Killing Nasrallah, Inshallah

Firehose #112: Mazel Tov!

#472 - The Ruhling Class and Palestine's Parachute Pundit

Listener Clapback #2*: Fifdom’s Fave Four-Album Runs

Firehose #111: TMI

Members Only #226 - A Nest of Idiot Vipers

#471 - Do You Know the Importance of a Skypager?

Members Only #225 - The Assassin's Creed

Firehose #110: Root, Root, Root for the Home Team

Mailbucket #8: What Is a Historian?

4PM! Live! The Fifth and Mark Halperin on 2Way!

Members Only #224 - The Fifth Reacts to the Debate

We Are Live-Streaming Second Sunday!

NFC Second Sunday 5 pm ET

#470 - Good Wars, Bad Candidates, and the Department of Straws and Napkins

Firehose #109: Before the Flood

Members Only #223 - Making Martyrs of Revisionist Rubes

Firehose #108: Stop Crying Your Heart Out

#469 - Kamala Speaks! Tim's Grammar! Bash Backlash!

Firehose #107: About Last Week

#468 - And now...the Coronation (w/ Alex Thompson)

#467 - Fear & Loathing in Chi-town (w/ Mike Pesca)

Once More Unto the Breach: Live (Stream) in Chicago, Part II

Live from Chicago! The Fifth Column (Stream)

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Firehose #106: LET’S GET READY TO RUM-BLE!

Second Sundays (Aug 11th 2024 @ 6 PM Eastern)

Firehose #105: Ambitious Crossover Events

#466 - The Return of the Sexiest Guest Alive (w/ Steve Kornacki)

Members Only #220 - The Hottest Country Ever Invaded

Firehose #104: Throwing Shade

Mailbucket #7: Pronouncing Kamala

#465 - The Tsarina Has Abdicated. The Audie Murphys of Journalism. The Veep Will Make Toasters

Firehose #103: They Gaslit You

Steve Albini on Music, Meaning, and the Cosmos (Special Dispatch)

Members Only #219 - Pronunciation Racism and the Triumph of Mentally Ill

Firehose #102: The Longest Week

#464 - Alive from the RNC!

Members Only #218 - Second Sunday Rebroadcast (Assassination Edition)

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Firehose #101: And It Could Have Been So Much Worse

#463 - Forget It. Joe Biden Has Been Cured Of Being Super Old

Members Only #217 - ☑ The Flag of the Fifth ☑

#462 - SCOTUS Interruptus (w/ Damon Root)

Firehose #100: Ceci Ne Pas Une Vacation

Members Only #216 - Unbearable and Untenable

Firehose #99: Mistakes Were Made

Members Only 🔓 UNLOCKED 🔓 #215 - The Hindenburg Debate, The Hindenburg Fifth Recording, and The View From Atlanta (w/ Alex Thompson)

#461 - Trump/Biden II, Electric Boogaloo

Members Only #214 - Sunday *Bloody* Sunday

Members Only #213 - I Don't Know About Y'all...

Firehose #98: The Dog Ate Our Internet

#460 - The Return of Ol' Icy Balls

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Firehose #97: Four Non Blondes

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#459 - The Horns of Hamas / Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (w/ Olivia Reingold)

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Firehose #96: Boy Are My Arms Tired!

#458 - Free Everyone! Support No One!

Members Only #212 - Whatever It Is, I’m Against It (Spaceships and Boobies)

Mailbucket #6: We Can’t Help You

Firehose #95: Moynihan Goes Deep

#457 - The Witch Trials of Alvin Bragg, The End of Vice, The Beginning of Reflector (w/ Matt Boll & Andy Mills)

Members Only #211 - The Ann Landers Edition

Firehose #94: #BeachReads

#456 - Hoops, Sneks, and Very Bad Doctors (w/ Aaron Sibarium)

Mailbucket #5: Who’s Groomin’ Who?

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Firehose #93: Would You Risk a Subway Ride With This Man?

#455 - Debate Me, Joe

Members Only #210 - Odds, Bobs, Feminist Bank Tellers, and the Records That Changed Us

Firehose #92: Snek Got Stepped

#454 - A Conspiracy So Vast (w/ Jacob Siegel)

May the Fifth Be With You: 2-Year Substack Anniversary Report

Members Only #209 - Rotten (and Racist) in Denmark

Firehose #91: Debate Me, Brochacho

#453 - No Step on Snek

Members Only #208 - Bananas Foster

Firehose #90: Holding Fast

Mailbucket #4: Insane TV Art

#452 - The Strawberry Statement 2024 / The Eternal Adderall Shortage (w/ C.J. Ciaramella)

Members Only #207 - Columbia Breakdown: Next Stop Baader Meinhof?

Firehose #89: Nice Lions

#451 - The Battle of Batya (w/ Batya Ungar-Sargon)

Wake Up, Ya _____s! A Bloody Mary Second Sunday

Firehose #88: Our Kind of Town

#450 - Republican Wine Moms and a Dead Double Murderer

Members Only #206 - Hitting From the Ladies' Tee

Firehose #87: A Range of Views

#449 - The Prince of Tide Pools (w/ Andrew Sullivan)

Members Only #205 - Almost Lost, Unfortunately Found

Firehose #86: Hey Ladies!

#448 - A Hot Mess (w/ Kat Rosenfield)

Firehose #85: Make Art (and Moyni-memes), Not Censorship

#447 - Sour Lemon and the Blood Libels

Members Only #204 - Amplification Accusation: The Dumbest Debate Ever?

Firehose #84: Did We Really ‘Mostly’ Endorse ‘The Fall of Minneapolis’?

#446 - Tik Tok Flip Flop, Porn-Free Texas, Democracy-Free Russia

Mailbucket #3: Immigration from the Inside

Second Sunday Oscars Zoom Party!

Firehose #83: No More Years!

#445 - Women Glow, Men Plunder (w/ Josh Szeps)

#203 - Old Pee Eyes is Back

Firehose #82: It’s the Shoes

#444 - We Sell Sanctuary

Members Only #202 - The End of Vice

Firehose #81: The Book of Genesis

Members Only #201 - The Sounds of Blackness

Firehose #80: Blinded by the White

#443 - Take a Load off Fani / RIP Alexei

Members Only #200 - The Anti-Racist Headset

Firehose #79: Oh, Mojo

#442 - In Defense of Colorblindness (w/ Coleman Hughes)

Members Only #199 - Why You Should Never Fly Coach

NFC 1st Sunday Is a Go!

Workin’ for the Weekend #78: Coleman’s Close-up

#441 - Dancing Daggers, Disturbed Dignity & Dozens of Drives to Delaware

Members Only #198 - Everybody's a Critic (Vol. 144)

Mailbucket #2: Are You with Me, Dr. Vu?

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#440 - From Nashua to Haaazzaaa

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#439 - Ladies Tees and Democracy Pleas

Workin’ for the Weekend #76: Fif’ Fight! Amash vs. Meijer!

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#438 - Guns & Flip Flops (w/ Tina Nguyen)

Mailbucket #1: The Being Brave Files, and the Substack Nazi Scam

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