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Matt, I expect you to do all the Shabbat prayers and serve challah at your Friday night show.

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Baruch atah Adonai, baby!

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I will see to it that he does.

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The Fif’ at MSG NYE 2024 🙌🙌🙌

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My kingdom for a stadium tour, lord have MERCY

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👍🏼Fifth 👎🏼Phish

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Dallas show maaaaaybe?

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I recommend Fort Worth, specifically. lol

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Two 👏🏼 shows 👏🏼 or 👏🏼 bust 👏🏼

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"A figure of national political import." It's Hunter Biden isn't it? and his crack pipe.

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Now it's really going to be a birthday present to myself. As I understand it, even the afficionados of Malort don't really like it. It's more an evil trick you play on your out of town friends.

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NYC show when?

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Can my liver tolerate both shows?

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No.

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We'll end up in intensive care together, Gordo. No, wait... that's the drunk tank.

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I’m blaming it on the Malört.

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FETTERMANIA

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Best of luck to you natives...us Brits are eagerly awaiting the world tour!

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I'll be in London for the week of new Year's, if we're planning.

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Is it bad that I immediately bought tickets to both nights rather than caring to wait and allow people who didn’t get Saturday tickets to have an opportunity to buy for Friday night? Nah! Who cares about the povvos who don’t subscribe! Anyways, can’t wait for both shows 😊

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Wish I could make it… but we need a Boston show in the works. Friggin Moynihan let’s make it happen guy.

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Huge thanks gentleman, I did not miss the window this time and will be there Friday!

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Well, not "now".

"This event is not on sale yet. Tickets will go on sale 6/20/2024 8:30:00 PM CST"

(or is that just me?)

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I could be the only listener in Victoria BC Canada if you want to come up and do a private show for me that would be awesome.

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Only tangentially related, in reference to the cover photo:

Matt, how does it feel to be markedly taller than MM and Kmele? Do you occasionally mention it to them, just to remind them who’s boss?

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Height privilege does not require reminding.

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I believe it only matters when they need the top shelf booze.

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